So here it is, my slightly failing, stay-at-home-mummy week in tweets, ending with a bit of chocolate worship. I hope it makes you smile, or nod, or both.
Monday I finally find the bottom of the laundry basket (my Holy Grail). It is strangely unfulfilling, no Narnia or Shangri-la here. #disappointing
Tuesday I apparently take too long putting breakfast down. Cats start eating old food to make me feel guilty. It works. Manipulative buggers!
Wednesday Frantically catch up with Project 366 which I have only just begun. Burn dinner. Wonder where time goes... Smoke alarm starts...
Thursday It is 8.30am. I have already put flippin' Peppa Pig back on her teeny tiny toy bike 37 times. I go looking for superglue... #parenting low
Friday Lara now has four pairs of sunglasses. She is two years old. I have one pair. Broken. Four?! #excessive accessorising
Saturday Spend inordinate length of time wondering whether to start Easter egg yet. Take photo for Silent Sunday instead. Amazing self-control. #smug
Sunday Lara painstakingly removes the foil from all her Easter eggs then puts them in a bowl to admire them. She eats only one. #weird
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