We pledge to bring back workhouses for the lazy, sponging scum who earn less than £31,866 a year.
We pledge to abolish the welfare state, and slowly but surely erode the NHS in the hope no-one will notice.
We promise that no-one inheriting a £1 million pound house will have to pay tax.
We promise that the rich can avoid tax in any way they like.
We promise to introduce more policies which line our rich friends and supporters pockets.
Want to avoid this?
Vote Labour on May 7th.