Fed up with all those perfect 'what's in my bag' posts with idealised contents, expensive notebooks and impractical fountain pens? Clearing out my bag the other day after a few days away, even I was amazed at what it contained (I've spared you the snotty tissues!) So here's the real life mum version of a 'what's in my bag' feature...
What's the weirdest thing in your handbag today?
- 3 sticks, removed before photo taken as "they're our best sticks, Mummy!"
- 1 Barbie, bent but limbs intact
- Crayons from a total of 4 different lunch establishments, 25 in total
- 1 slightly dog-eared Tube map with directions and two phone numbers scrawled on the back
- Purse - empty!
- Nice pen and notebook
- Mouse
- Keys
- Camera battery, dead
- 1 Snow White dressing up shoe - partner missing in action
- Hair clip, broken
- 1 balloon, burst
- Empty name badge clip
- Arnica pills, well used
- 1 crushed biscuit
- 2 Dairy Milk bars, surprisingly intact
- 3 stale Mini Cheddars skulking in the corner of a packet
- Assorted receipts, coupons etc
- Umbrella
- 3.5 pairs of small dolly shoes
- Redundant digital camera for children's use, battery flat
- 3 Shopkins
- 1 Barbie crown
- Applejack, hair very dishevelled
- Old Maid game, cards and packet having parted company
- Small plastic glass from play kitchen
- Assorted loyalty cards
- Small make-up bag
- 4 pieces of grey rock from last mountain climbed
What's the weirdest thing in your handbag today?